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Evil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic: News

March - March 18, 2012

It has been a great March so far. We opened for Saucy Yoda and Mythological Horses at the S Lounge on the 9th. It was a great show. We been to a few of Saucy's shows up herein the past few years and it was great to get the invite to share the stage. The stage at the S lounge just keeps getting better and better too. Thanks to everyone who came out.

On March 30th we are doing the 2nd Annual Rock A&R Showcase. Will have to pick some of our longer songs. A 3 song 3 minute set probably is not the way to go with this. Thanks to KZND, Family Tree and all the other sponsers for setting this up.

Absent - February 2, 2012

Well we have been absent from our own website long enough. Today a new demo was added into the music section. What have we been up too in the last year?  A trip to San Francisco, a drummer change, a few live and locals, a great show at the S lounge, new songs written, one of us reached 50... yikes.

Ep in a music mag. - September 18, 2010

The local music paper Make-A-Scene has our EP on the front page. That's pretty cool.

 

Make-A-Scene Sept/Oct 2010.

Thick Pink Antiseptic - August 18, 2010

That's right we have a drink. When we played at Koots on May 30th, we decided to ask Mike the bartender if he could come up with a drink for us. After a couple of not so good attempts he came up with this one.

1 part X Rated

1 part Rasberry Stoli

1 part Sweet and Sour

1 part Cranberry Juice

a splash of 7 up.

 

You get a nice fruity sticky sweet and very pink drink. Actually very tasty and with enough of them you will be ripping your clothes off on stage just like Greg was. So here's to Mike at Koots. You sir are an outstanding bartender. Thank You.

Sat Aug 14 Canceled - August 13, 2010

The show Saturday Aug 14, at the Rock in the Valley has been canceled by the fire marshal. Once the Rock gets its max. capacity determined shows will begin again and we will reschedule. Sorry for the inconvenience. Our bad luck in the valley continues.

Grannies - August 5, 2010

Tomorrow night we are opening for the Grannies. This should be a fun gig.

Show tonight - May 30, 2010

Tha's right we are playing Live and Local at Koots tongiht. As an added bonus you can hear us on Homegrown, the KZND Local show at 7:00 pm tongiht.  Afterwards comer on down and see us, with Men with Guns and Sky is Falling. It should be a fantastic show. I hear Fat Guy is giving away a $125 gift certificate for a tattoo at The Natural Canvas Tattoo and Body Piercing.

 

 

Progress - May 3, 2010

Evil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic had progressed to the semi final round of the Alaska battle to the Warped Tour. This is better than we did last year. Next stop the Finals... In other news our first EP "INSPIRED" is availaable at CDBaby.

Vinyl - April 30, 2010

The 7" pink vinyl pressings of INSPIRED are in the mail. We should have some to sell at shows soon. The CD should appear on CDBaby.com in the next few days and all the songs on the CD have been released for digital sales too.

Lyrics - March 29, 2010

I said they would be here so here they are.

Rollergirl

She's my Rollergirl baby
I want to take her for a ride
She's my Rollergirl baby
She makes me feel alive

Eight wheels
Steel shoes
After I'm with her
I'm coming home with a bruise

Rollergirl woman
I love her
Rollergirl woman
Gonna roll my world


She works a clothes line of a different kind
If I asked her to do the laundry
I think she'd knock me blind
Spandex leather and shoulder spikes
That's the kind of outfit I really like
Rolling around the rink getting into fights
Short skirts flaring over latex tights

Oh Rollergirl Woman
Oh woe is me
I'm just a fan
You don't know me

Fishnet Stockings

Who are those fishnet stockings for
Who is the man who will get to roll down
Those fishnet stockings to the floor
Playing along with your guilty pleasure
Those candy apple finger nails
What skin will show lines and how many times
Will finger nails leave guilty trails
Bringing you back to the twisted center
I’m picturing
A blood red wine stain
A candle's dancing flame
I’m wondering
The need is not true
The will is not new
How you need to feel it
Midnight black hair in the fist of a lover
Clenching of teeth in submissive pleasure
A wrist gets burned by the ropes that tie it down

THEY

THEY ALL WANNA BE THE SPOILED KID WHOS GOT MORE
THEY ALL WANNA HAVE AN OFFICE ON THE TOP FLOOR
THEY ALL WANNA WEAR A SHORT SKIRT TO THE BUS TOP
THEY ALL WANNA SPEND THEIR MONEY AT THE HEAD SHOP

IF THAT’S FITTING IN YOU CAN LEAVE ME OUT
DON’T WANT TO FIT IN WITH THE CITY CROWD
OUR MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WHEN ITS REALLY LOUD
AND THAT’S ALL RIGHT WITH ME

THEY ALL WANNA CHANGE THE THOUGHTS OF YOURS TO MATCH THEIRS
THEY ALL THINK THAT THEIR POINT OF VIEW IS SO FAIR
THEY ALL WANNA MATCH THEIR LIPSTICK AND STILHETTOS
THEY ALL WANNA SCRATCH THE BACKS OF THE GOOD FELLOWS

IF THAT’S FITTING IN YOU CAN LEAVE ME OUT
DON’T WANT TO FIT IN WITH THE CITY CROWD
OUR MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WHEN ITS REALLY LOUD
AND THAT’S ALL RIGHT WITH ME

Slugs in the Garden

There's slugs in the garden
They come out at night
It's a terrible sight
How we gonna kill them
They're at it again
Working out from the stem
The work of the men
Gone within an evening

We don't need no slugs
We don't need no slugs
We don't need no slugs
In the garden

There's slugs in the garden
They come out at night
Out of the light
Of a day that would roast them
They're at it again
The fruit to the root
No way we can shoot
Them all with vinegar

My Wife

My wife
She doesn't like punk music
She says turn it down we just refuse it
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
My wife doesn't like punk rock
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
She says with a coo hey baby come here
With the amp at eleven she's hard to hear
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
My wife doesn't like punk rock
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
She thinks 420 is a skateboard trick
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
My wife doesn't like punk rock
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
She'd rather listen to Britney Spears
Or sleep with the straight one from “Tears for Fears'
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
My wife doesn't like punk rock
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
She thinks we can only count to four
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
My wife doesn't like punk rock
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
She doesn't think we should play our whole set
She likes Lita Ford better than Joan Jett
My wife
She doesn't like punk music
My wife doesn't like punk rock

Alaska Burger

Condos sprawling lie a disease
Dozers are knocking down all of the trees
Tractors for sale on the side of the road
Cheese curd man thrown out in the cold

Where will I get my burger
When the farms are gone
Where will I get my bread
When the farms are gone
Where will I get my lettuce
When the farms are gone
Where will I get my cheese
When the farms are gone

Alaska is an isolated island
At the mercy of the man with the crude
We're pissing in our yard to make some quick dough
Soon there wont be any land to hoe

We're all going to perish for our greed
There ain't enough food in Alaska to fill the need
We got to wake up and look to the future
Save our land, farms and out culture


So there you go.

Review - March 29, 2010

Well we have let the updating of this webiste slide long enough. We had a review in the Anchorage Press. Not too bad actually, but the Pop Punk reference still irks me a bit. You can find it in the Press section

We finally got a CD made. It's a 6 song EP called INSPIRED. You can score one from any band member, suggested price is $5. We will be offerein it on 7" vinyl also. Stay tuned from more on that.

The High Road - November 11, 2008

Someone posted a link to the song BATFE onto the pro gun website www.thehighroad.org . We got our highest viewership ever and BATFE was played 113 times.


We appreciate it and hope at least a few of the 113 actually liked it.

YouTube Video - October 1, 2008

Hey there is a video of us playing at the Players House of Rock, Anchorage, AK on 9/26/2008.

Here it is:

3rd Annual Make-A-Scene music festival - July 20, 2008

We'll be playing the festival. around 12:45 pm on the rock stage at the Metarose Plaza. Thanks Josh for giving us the opportunity.

Surprise Booking - May 16, 2008

We got asked at the last minute to play at the Rage City Rollergirls Rollin' Out Bout. There could be no answer but "Yes"!

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